Fosters Twist

From Frikipedia

Revolting attempt to shoehorn a lager brand into the current populist demand for pints of stuff that taste like fruit.

Lemon-y based lager has been tried before, noteably Kronenburg Blanc, which usually comes with a slice of lemon floating in it, and was rather nice when Friki had it. Attempting to try the same thing with pretend-Aussie scumjuice Fosters is, however, a mistake.

Advertised as "laid-back lager", because you'd have to be "laid-back on an operating table, tied up and have a gun pointing at your cranium" before you'd be willing to drink the stuff.

To prove just how rancid this stuff is, Friki recently got sent a voucher for a free four pack of Fosters Twist from it's local Threshers. Even factoring in Friki's wallet-crippling chronic alcoholism, it is still in two minds whether to claim them, as the deal still seems a bit of a rip-off.