Fifteen to One

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"I knew I should have brought my bloody reading glasses."

Fifteen To One was a daytime quiz show on Channel 4. Essentially pitting 15 OAP's against each other in a battle to see who knew the most about bible passages and chutney and stuff.

Fifteen To One was notoriously difficult to win, which must have made it all the more galling when you were presented with the winner's prize. Which was a pathetic little vase of some kind.