Ferrari

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Big F1 dynasty. Currently bubbish.

Ferrari used to be loved by everyone for being the passionate Italian team that never really won anything. Then they signed The Chin in 1996 and all hell broke loose.

Since then, people have stopped liking Ferrari out of jealousy and a desire to be anti-establishment.

Ferrari Friki Facts

  • Finest Hour
    • Take your pick from the litany of championships, races and awards they have won since The Chin arrived. Prior to that, their proudest achievement was second place in the 1993 Autosport Soapbox Derby.
  • Saddest Moment
    • The engineers inexcusable oversight during the 1997 European GP. The steering column was all out of whack and caused heavy snap on oversteer in corners for The Chin, especially when other competitiors got too close and upset the aura of the chassis.
  • Greatest Driver.

Friki Stats

  • GP Starts: 713
  • GP wins: Too many to count. Friki ran out of fingers at 14. Which led to a trip to the doctors to enquire as to Friki's amount of fingers.
  • Most famous driver: The Chin
  • Most loved driver: The Chin
  • Most hated driver: The Chin
  • Number of third world countries that could have had their crippling debt to the west paid off with the money Marlboro has invested in the team over the last 20 years: 19.6
  • Cost of damage to hotel room in Suzuka that The Chin trashed rock n roll stylee in 2003: $30,000
  • Time (in seconds) The Chin worked to pay off the debt: 6.4
  • Cookies consumed by The Boobens during his 6 years at Ferrari: 23,000
  • Support of the Tifosi: Priceless
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