Faxe Machine

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Aye me bucko! Twas a calm night as far as the sea was concerned, but a group of semirespectable hooligans had other designs. First, it was the Faxe beer, then it was off to the pub and then back to the humble abode for more beer and Gentleman Jims. After this rare achievement in alcoholic consumptionery, twas off to another pub for some Jagermeister. The winds had risen out of the north east and there was a small craft warning, the seas had become very vengeful. The stormy seas can be blamed, indeed, for their fury has been cast on this man himself.