Engaland
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"We'll cover it with this, then no-one will know it's sinking!
Mythical country with a football team capable of winning every international competition ever. Engaland came about because it has 3 syllables, whereas England has only two, rendering it useless in football chants. Conversely, with its superior tri-syllabic nature, Engaland fits nicely to that most patriotic of tunes, the Stars and Stripes march.
