Elephant and Castle(pub)

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Pub near, unsurprisingly, Elephant & Castle tube station.

Serves an array of deliberately watered down lager (like the new Becks 4% drivel) at an extortionate price.

It is possible to claim your money back, however, by taking advantage of their stupidly cheap menu, which lists fish and chips for £2.95, significantly less than it cost to buy the cod.

The beer garden is an isolated section of a car park for a nearby tower block, cordoned off by raffia-based netting to give the illusion that you are in a tropical beach hut. This illusion is only slightly spoiled by the tower block, the weather, the car park itself, the noise as locals dump their rubbish in the collection of wheelie bins on the other side of the raffia, and the amount of times you have to shout over a police siren as another crime is committed somewhere in south London.