Eclipse

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The embarrassing and inevitable occurence when drinking at bars outlined in the scenario below;

You: "Hey man, check out that hottie, 3 o'clock".

Your buddy: "Holy Hell, NO WAY MAN!".

You: "No, no man, behind her. That Bulldog chewing a wasp just walked in front, really!".

Your buddy: "Ha, ha! Sure, man, yeah. Moo! Tie on the cowbell, you're in for a good night".

False Eclipses

As the night wears on, eclipses become a convenient excuse to cover up your clouded judgement. Usually the more crowded the bar becomes, the eclipse excuse becomes more viable.