Dr. Ivan Dougall

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Dr. Ivan Dougall is a world renowned Zoologist, who's biggest claim to fame happens to be his book World Domination: 5 Easy Steps. He met Jeremiah Jones when they were still in the womb. This is also another way that both have transcended science. They quickly became friends, and realized soon that both had a deep passion for saving animal lives. Ivan Dougall is said to have saved the lives of over 500 stray cats by the age of eight. Jeremiah Jones, however is said to have doubled that number by the age of five. Although they were in constant competition with each other, the two did share a deep, what they call 'strictly platonic' love for each other. Dr. Ivan Dougall has been quoted as saying that his favourite activity with Jeremiah Jones was grocery shopping, because Dr. Jones would always 'grab his bags' for him. The two have worked on many projects together, which include reconstructing a monkey's skull while the monkey remained fully conscious; Several gynecological procedures on a gazelle pack and finally the amazing accomplishment of making a South American Sting Ray feel real love. When not spending time with Doctor Jones, Dr. Ivan Dougall is currently working on a provocative project that will ultimately save the World involving both puppy dogs and rainbows. Until further technological advances are made, there is no picture availalble for Dougall because he has no face.

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