Djimi Traore

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Tragically, Djimi finds his chosen spot to fall over onto already taken.

Full Name: Champions League winner Djimi Traore.

Former Liverpool left back, now at Harry Redknapp-controlled Portsmouth.

Possibly the most farcically bad player in the history of time, who would tend to operate on the theory that if he fell over often enough, perhaps he'd manage to inadvertently block the shot of the attacker. Also scored one of the funniest own goals ever, allowing Burnley to knock Liverpool out of the 2005 FA Cup.

Can lay claim to being the worst player to have collected a Champions League winner's medal. With the possible exception of Jesper Blomqvist.