Dick Cheney

From Frikipedia

One of the world's most sensitive, passionate and thoughtful people. He has succeeded in marrying himself to the government of the world's most glorious superpower. However, don't get him to deliver your mail or do your laundry. Your great grandchildren will still be paying for it if you do. He will be forever remembered as the guy who started a war for oil (or was it caribou, my memory is shot) and got away with it. He also got a little richer, but he had to blow a lot of shit up to make that money.

Cheney is also known for having his whole arm up George W. Bush's ass during press conferences, national addresses and meetings with visiting dignitaries in order to convey his message of world peace and global prosperity.

Friki Facts

Also a highly erotic dance move in which members of a large circle connect at the groin and gyrate until the sheer volume of seminal fluids make it impossible to continue.

Pops + hunting + the Chenmeister = bullet proof face vest or shotgun anihilation.