David Coulthard

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aka "The Jaw", "Third place", "Blockhead", "Boxface", "Blockface", "Boxhead", "DC, YOU'RE SHIT!".

Square jawed Scotsman, famous for his dutiful averageness.

David came closest to winning the F1 championship in 2001, where through a quirk of fate, his teammate Mika Hakkinen failed to finish a load of races.

Sadly for David, The Chin finished most of the races, and he was left to bleat to the media about how actually a 50-point gap is "quite close, really".

Now enjoying a happy, if average, retirement at Red Bull.

Friki Fact

It is impossible for David Coulthard to break the head rule.

David Coulthard Quotes

  • "This year will be my year" - February 1995
  • "Next year will be my year" - November 1995
  • "This year will be my year" - February 1996
  • "Next year will be my year" - November 1996
  • "This year will be my year" - February 1997
  • "Next year will be my year" - November 1997
  • "This year will be my year" - February 1998
  • "Next year will be my year" - November 1998
  • "This year will be my year" - February 1999
  • "Next year will be my year" - November 1999
  • "This year will be my year" - February 2000
  • "Next year will be my year" - November 2000
  • "This year will be my year" - February 2001
  • "Next year will be my year" - November 2001
  • "This year will be my year" - February 2002
  • "Next year will be my year" - November 2002
  • "This year will be my year" - February 2003
  • "Next year will be my year" - November 2003
  • "This year will be my year" - February 2004
  • "Next year will be my year" - November 2004
  • "This year will be my year" - February 2005
  • "Next year will be my year" - November 2005
  • "This year will be my year" - February 2006
  • "Next year will be my year" - November 2006

Anticipated David Coulthard Quotes

  • "This year will be my year" - February 2007
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