DTM

From Frikipedia

"It's ok....It's ok....It's ok....It's not ok."

Larger than sense touring car series in Germany.

Has distanced itself from rumours that it is simply a playground for rich German car makes to fritter away a small part of their budget on keeping ex-F1 drivers who can't be arsed anymore happy by cunningly only managing to get Mercedes and Audi to race, and getting Mika Hakkinen and Heinz-Harald Frentzen to drive their cars.