Crown and Anchor

From Frikipedia

The Crown and Anchor is a pub near Euston Square in London.

The beer selection is slightly dubious, but the Crown and Anchor scores big on the following fronts.

The Ultimate Burger

Imagine a massive burger in a bun. Now imagine cheese and bacon on it. Now add onion rings. Now add a fried egg(!). You now have something that anyone can justifiably call an Ultimate Burger.

Chips come with the burger, but they are an irrelevance in comparison to the mountain of calories the burger itself offers.

As a direct result of the yearly dose of cholesterol that the ultimate burger represents, Friki is now back on a heavy-handed diet ahead of bikini season.

Mad Woman

Whilst trying to eat your burger, you may be confronted by an unhinged woman, warning you on the perils of being arrested.

Her best advice is to "say nothing", lest you are thrown in jail.

When quizzed as to whether saying nothing means you get let off, she merely replied that saying nothing meant that you were thrown in jail.

This circuitous discussion went on for a few minutes until Friki concentrated back on devouring it's burger and the mad woman disappeared to the toilets, never to be seen again.