Crouching Tiger Hidden Geoff

From Frikipedia

The extremely alluring but elusive variety of beautiful females hailing from Far Eastern lands.

Known for their prevalence in Saint John, due to the availability of cheap Western degrees with minimal university entrance requirements. It comes as no surprise that the number of male English tutors at UNBSJ has increased tenfold in the last six years. The joke is on them though, as these geoffs are smart enough to use this competition to their advantage and solicit a passing grade. They then go home and laugh to their Chinese boyfriends about the horny white boy who is writing both their papers for them.