Crisps

From Frikipedia

Yummy food. Used tactically during pub crawls in order to soak up booze in your stomach.

Americans and Australians call crisps "chips", because they are stupid.

When Frikipedia was a kid, crisps only came in three flavours. Now there are a baffling array of flavours, most tasting much the same, but just costing three times as much.