Cookie

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A North American term for a Geoff.

Origins

From the expression "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cookies!"

Usage

Convenient in places where the above phrase would not be appropriate, or would result in said cookie dumping her Smirnoff Ice over your head.

Can be used to differentiate the type of geoff in question. Varieties of cookie include Chocolate, Vanilla, Rice, Ginger and Mocha.

Ex: "I had some really good Ginger cookies for lunch at 12 o'clock"

Translation: "Check out that redhead directly in front of you!"

Disclaimer

This expression is not recommended in Britain, as many of the round, sugared baked goods referred to as "cookies" in North America are referred to as "biscuits" in the U.K.