Clapham Common
From Frikipedia
Station on the Northern Line.
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Overview
The mid-point of the so-called "Clapham Triangle", so called because it is nothing like a triangle. The triangle can be utilised successfully when playing a "Kilburn Gambit" during a game of Mornington Crescent, so long as you square the hypotenuse during peak times.
Things To Do Near Clapham Common
For beer and overpriced food, try:
Otherwise, in the summer, grab a stale sandwich and a few cans of Stella from the local Budgens and spend a pleasant day relaxing on the actual common. There you can engage in a spot of Inappropriate Football, visit the exciting sounding "Cock Pond", or the equally interesting "Long Pond" (before being disappointed that there is no "Long Cock Pond"), or venture there after hours to be torn a new arsehole by a LibDem MP out on the cottage.
Friki Verdict
Friki awards Clapham Common 3 Celtic Crosses out of five. You'll have to excuse the limp.
