Chantelle

From Frikipedia

Before winning Celebrity Big Brother, dippy blonde fame-whore Chantelle was a "failed page 3 model". Frikipedia has no idea how such an achievement is possible, unless she kept turning up for work with her top on.

She is now nearing the end of her prerequisite 6 weeks of semi-fame on the pages of Heat and The Sun, and will no doubt end up stacking shelves in Somerfield before the year is out.