Campus 14

From Frikipedia

A Friday night pub crawl around Nottingham University campus. Groups of students would attempt to drink either a pint or a double spirit in each of the 13 bars on campus, including The Ark twice, at the beginning and the end. Frikipedia knows for a fact that it is physically impossible for the human body to ingest 28 units of alcohol in 3 hours, so anyone claiming to have completed the 14 has cheated.

Popular ways of cheating on the Campus 14

• Ordering single spirits or just mixers after a few bars.
• Pouring half your pint down yourself, or into a plant pot when noones looking.
• Saying "we need to get a move on", hurrying everyone out of the bar and hoping nobody notices you've left most of your drink behind.
• Hiding in the toilet for an hour, before catching up with the group and claiming to have done the bars inbetween by yourself.
• A tactical chunder or two.
• Faking your own death.