Budgens

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Life giver. Provider of bacon and fudge cake, along with all manner of beer.

Friki Fact

There is a really hot Geoffski who works at the Budgens in Tooting, London. She has been known to take up to 5 minutes to successfully locate the pack of cigarettes you asked for, though after looking into her eyes, Friki realised that it was all its fault, and chided itself for wanting such a stupidly non-famous brand.

Geoffski, if you're reading this, Friki loves you.

See Also

The plastic thing that goes between your stuff and the other peoples stuff