Brighton
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As cosmopolitan as a Tibetan ladyboy drinking Perrier, Brighton has acknowledged the fabulous union of bookies and offies, and has paired these conveniently at 100m intervals on every main road.
Brighton has an excellent if slightly melancholy sea front, a scary funk club, and more cafes than the rest of the world put together (even if you include Brighton).
If you fancya pint while you're in Brighton, choose from the 57 branches of Threshers per square mile, or go to The Dragon.
Friki Addendum
On a recent trip to Brighton, Frikipedia discovered it is physically impossible to piss in the sea without getting your feet wet.
