Boris Johnson

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Waffling old Tory Boy backbench MP.

Spends his time either playing up to his bumbling persona by presenting topical news quizzes on TV, or playing down to his bumbling persona by insulting large sections of society.

The Mayoral Election

Boris recently announced his intention to become the Conservative candidate for the London mayoral elections, standing against current incumbant, Red Ken.

Despite, or perhaps because of, reams of witless quasi-ironic Facebook group-based support, Boris has become an early frontrunner for the job, despite being a bumbling Tory boy idiot who has displaled a singularly negligible ability to even run a bath, let alone one of the most complicated, sprawling, endless cities in the world.

Can probably count on ardent support of the Evening Standard, who would probably become a fan of Abu Hamza if they thought there was half a chance of getting Ken Livingstone out of the hot seat.