Bionic Geoff
From Frikipedia
An intimidatingly athletic Geoff. Natural habitat is jogging along High Street Kensington in lycra, armed with iPod and expensive-looking mineral water.
Unless your approach to health and fitness is more developed than Frikipedia's occasional flirtation with rice cakes, leave well alone. Your various hilarious bodily wobbles and anecdotes about how many tins of rice pudding you can eat in one sitting are unlikely to impress the Bionic Geoff.
