Bible

From Frikipedia

The rulebook for Christianity. Dubiously.

Follows the path of Cheesus Christ as it performed miracles on the tastebuds of all who tasted its rich flavor.

Has been quoted, trnaslated, re-translated, chopped, changed and muddled with so much since it first came into existance around 2000 years ago (as of last Friday) that frankly, Friki reckons any real message has been lost forever.

It would be awful, for example, if the commandment had actually been thou shalt not steer, meaning that anyone who had set foot behind the wheel of a car (excpet The Chin, who had issues with steering), will automaticaly go to hell. All because the translation was a bit off.