Bars

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Pubs tend not to have flowers on the side.
Pubs tend not to have flowers on the side.

Bars differ from pubs in a number of crucial ways.

  • Everything costs more in a bar.
  • Snacks come in tins, or on a plate, in a bar.
  • Music volumes tend to be 65% louder in bars.
    • Coupled to this, bars may employ a bubbish DJ who thinks he's Fatboy cocking Slim. He won't be.
  • Bars rarely have a quizzie, pool table or dartboard.
  • Bars always have the lights turned down low. Maybe they need to keep the electricity bills down.
  • Rather than stools and wooden chairs, bars tend to offer sofas.
  • Bars tend to stay open later than pubs, allowing your alcohol abuse to continue for longer.
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