Baloney

From Frikipedia

Proper term for Bologna. How the heck they managed to get that spelling out of "baloney" is far beyond Wikipedia's level of comprehension.

Description

Staple food for any hoser. Carcinogenic nitrate-laden meatstuff made from lips and arseholes.

Eaten frequently by students and dole money recipients alike, baloney represents an inexpensive, easy and delicious mealtime alternative.

Baloney-based Meals

• Baloney sandwich
• Fried Baloney n' Eggs
• Baloney and KD

Rising Costs

The grocery giants such as Superstore and Sobeys have realized the hold that baloney has on the general populace, and has greedily capitalized on this acquired taste by jacking the price up to rates comparable to much higher grade cuts of meat, despite it being made from reconstituted scrapings from the slaughterhouse floor. They realize that Newfies and Saint Johners will still choose to eat "cheap" food, even if it is not cheap.