Baked beans

From Frikipedia

Baked beans are only popular in the UK, and New Brunswick, mainly amongst students, gentlemen and gomers.

They are a fine accompaniment to any meal, such as toast, wieners, or fish and chips.

However, every year 300 people die of malnutrition after mistaking baked beans for one of their 5 portions of fruit and veg a day. Frikipedia would advise that a bean is a pulse.

Musical Properties

As the traditional rhyme states, beans, beans, they are the magical fruit. And thusly, its said, that the more of them you eat, the better you are at playing trumpet. In fact, its orchestral talent in can form.