Badgerman

From Frikipedia

"Can I get a pint of mild. And put the cricket on, will you?"

Not just a man who looks like a badger, but a man who actually is a badger.

Can usually be found in the Wetherspoons in Balham, slowly drinking a skanky looking pint of ale and staring intently at whatever random sport is on the TV, in the way only a badger can.