Ashes

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In the most recent Ashes series, England won for the first time since before records were invented, causing everyone to get very drunk and go and stand in Trafalgar Square.

There was no doubt that the better team won, and rumours that England only won because they'd forgotton how to choke properly were dismissed quicker than the Australian middle order on a flat pitch.

Australians are overly confident that they will win the Ashes back in 2007. Although technically, they never get to win them, because the English never let the Ashes trophy leave the country, fearing that the convicts will never give them back.

The Ashes come from the ground up remains of WG Grace, and once a month a crack team of barbers have to shave the urn, to stem the incessant hair growth.