Antarctica
From Frikipedia
Pointless continent.
Has a population of about 5 scientists studying penguins, and hogs all the world's ice.
Antarctica is really not playing ball on the whole global warming thing, possibly due to bitterness that nobody bothered to build industrial cities on its own shores, it now spends its days quietly melting in an attempt to kill half of the population of the Home Counties and the Dutch.
The amount of water escaping Antarctica every day has recently caused it to be reclassified as an incontinent.
Friki apologises for that last joke.
