Andrew Raycroft

From Frikipedia

Raycroft seen here applying his signature move, the "starfish". In this position, opposition shooters often have difficulty finding a place where the puck won't go in the net.

This man is the bane of Leafs fans existence. While he does stand as one of the league leaders in wins, it is because of Toronto coach Paul Maurice's irrational confidence (physical attraction perhaps) in him, and his refusal to play the more competent backup goalie, Jean-Sebastien Aubin. In terms of the stats that matter, he has the worst Goals Against Average, as well as the lowest Save Percentage in the league for a starting goaltender. It is a certainty that most of the games the Leafs have won have been despite Raycroft, and many of the team's losses in 2007 are because of him.

His inconsistent play is the sole reason why the Leafs have missed the playoffs for a second straight year.

Likely ways to score a goal on Andrew Raycroft

• five hole
• over the glove
• under the glove
• blocker side
• high stick side
• low stick side
• from the face off circle
• from the blue line
• from the red line
• from the other teams icing line
• from the penalty box
• from the broadcast booth
• from the parking lot

Certain ways to score on Andrew Raycroft

• IN A SHOOTOUT...(USELESS)

Watch Raycroft get lit up in a shootout, like always, on YouTube

Addendum

Friki is at a total loss for words. Friki knew that Raycroft sucked, but...this...to do something this gut wrenchingly, cruelly, heartbreaking...GOD!...WHY!

The Chronicle of shame, disgust, embarrassment and ultimate sadness that has friki near in tears on this, the dark, dark, 23rd day of March, 2007