Americans
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You are automatically an American if you weigh more than 200 pounds...(not currency, the weight form).
Americans like to carry guns round with them. American sweet shop owners will frequently be heard firing shots at young toddlers who steal penny sweets from the jars. Also, every night before bed while polishing said guns, Americans call President Bush to talk about how many of them dog-gone homosexuals they done got rid of.
"And on the 3rd day, God made the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals. Amen." Mean Girls, 2004.
American's like excessively large cars that can only travel in straight lines. The steering wheel is purely for cosmetics.
