Albert Pujols
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Pronounced "Poo-holes"
The greatest non-bouncy cricket with a solid wooden bat player EVER.
Currently plays for the St. Louis Cardinals, the reigning World (and by world we mean American - and one Canadian, eh) Champions.
Poo Facts
- Played for the Dominican Republic in the World Baseball Classic.
- Has not, Does not, an never will do steroids...
- Plays in the same glorious city as the great Martin Rucinsky of the St. Louis Blues
- Is insanely jealous and in awe of the talent and ability of the aforementioned Rucinsky

