Abita

From Frikipedia

Rancid beer, whose strawberry-flavoured variety is absolutely not an appropriate substitute for Fruli. Sour and gassy, Abita describes itself as "Strawberry Harvest Lager", brewed in Louisiana (among the least notable of the United States) with the murky, murky sludge water of the mighty Mississippi.

Can be located at the equally rancid Peculier Pub in New York City.

Accept no imitations: reject Abita, demand Fruli now!