AQA

From Frikipedia

Ayazing text-based service.

Essentially promises to answer (correctly) whatever questions(s) you text it within 60 seconds, and hence is the source of the denoument of ever post-2005 pub-based argument. AQA can also be used to get directions to pubs/restaurants when you leave the house without checking the A-Z.

Despite the fact that all AQA really constitutes is an overpriced service which merely amounts to sending a text to someone sitting in front of Google, Friki gives it as many Celtic Crosses as it wants.